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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:04:56 GMT -5
I killed a deer that had a spread like a moose.
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:05:17 GMT -5
I didn't take my knife because my guttin stick just came in the mail.
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:05:44 GMT -5
I only had one bullet for my 22, because I didn't want the extra weight to slow me down.
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:06:08 GMT -5
I shot the moose/deer, in the butt, cause he wouldn't look at me
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:06:27 GMT -5
he ran into the woods, and then onto a busy road
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:06:42 GMT -5
i chased him for 13.68 miles
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:07:09 GMT -5
when i got close to him, on the road, a semi truck ran him over
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:07:27 GMT -5
thank god it killed him i hated to see him suffer
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:07:44 GMT -5
then a van full of hippie thugs pulled up
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:08:08 GMT -5
they picked up his moose like horns that were broke off from the semi truck
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:08:31 GMT -5
they put the horns on their heads and started to do a rain dance
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:08:49 GMT -5
holy nuts it worked and started raining
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:09:16 GMT -5
now the road turned into a river and the moose/deer started to float away
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:09:51 GMT -5
the hippies van turned into a hydrofoil and started going down the river
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:10:10 GMT -5
i got out my guttin' stick and chopped down a pine tree
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