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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:10:36 GMT -5
then i carved the tree into a canoe and used the guttin' stick for a paddle
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:11:11 GMT -5
i caught up with the thugs and stuck the guttin' stick in the side of the van and ripped it open like a can of sardines
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:11:48 GMT -5
the hippie van started to sink and the hippies bailed out like indiana hoosier rats
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:12:04 GMT -5
i whooped each one with the guttin stick
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:12:38 GMT -5
after they all floated away i chased my moose/deer in the pine tree canoe
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:12:59 GMT -5
then there were some naked girls on an overpass with a rope
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:13:25 GMT -5
they roped the moose/deer and were pulling it up on the overpass
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:13:55 GMT -5
but i was too fast and jumped and hung on to the moose tight like i grip my trout
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:14:21 GMT -5
when the naked girls saw my stong grip they fell in love
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:14:41 GMT -5
i think they liked my moose's trout
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:15:19 GMT -5
so me an the naked girls talked about my moose for a long time
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:15:36 GMT -5
they told me i should be naked too
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:16:00 GMT -5
then they said they loved me and said we should all spend the night together
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:16:31 GMT -5
we had moose/deer steaks for dinner that i cooked by liting my pine canoe on fire
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Post by texastaxi on Sept 8, 2006 11:16:46 GMT -5
it was the best nite ever
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